Barf-O-Rama Wednesday

Gordie: ...the main guy of the story is a fat kid that nobody likes named Davie Hogan.

Vern: Like Charlie Hogan's brother. If he had one.

Chris: Good Vern. Go on, Gordie.

Gordie: Well this kid is our age but he's fat. Real fat. He weighs close to one-eighty. But you know, it's not his fault. It's his glands.

Vern: Oh yeah, my cousin's like that, sincerely. She weighs over three hundred pounds! Supposed to be Hyboid Gland or something. Well, I don't know about any Hyboid Glands, but what a blimp! No shit. She looks like a Thanksgiving turkey. And you know this one time...

Chris: Shut up, Vern.

Vern: Yeah, yeah, right. Go on, Gordie, it's a swell story.

If you know the story, you have the key to unlock B Grade success tomorrow night.

only 36 hours until relief and redemption

The DOMinator only has 36 hours of the shit slinging remaining.
We then enter the 'Day of Love', where peace and redemption can be achieved.
I am sure he will be wiser in the 4th round.........no, I really really believe that!

Johnny Drama says "It's ok to be dorky...and a little bit gay"

Just remember, when nobody else loves you, that loving yourself is the most important love....if you know what I mean :-) LOL

I also say it's cool to put zip ties in your helmet and leave them there all year for those pesky magpies you Ozzies have.  Hey they're just like Viking horns....Cool.  LOL :-)

Customs seize fake Colnago frames, disrupt major smuggling ring

Customs officers in Perth have seized counterfeit Colnago frames with an estimated street value of more than $10 million.
The fake Colnago frames were sent via post from China in eight different consignments over the past four months. All were addressed to a certain address in Yarralumla, you know.
The frames, which are painted in traditional Colnago colours and look like carbon fibre but are actually made from lead.
The Customs Minister says the importers could face civil action from the Colnago company but they have given an undertaking to stop importing the goods. Law enformcement agencies are currently holding a balding and whimpering Yarralumla man, with a sniffle, and expect to lay charges later today.

Cheer Up Dominator

Welcome to 'Clap Wednesday'

The 'Clap' is a terrible disease, originally started by unholy people. Let's stamp out this scourge on society. Support 'Clap Wednesday' by getting your Green Ribbon and wearing it with pride.

Team QUON says NO to the Clap.

Ssshhhhhhh